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What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear of cream cheese, lox, peanut butter, cashew butter, really any butter, jelly, bacon, tuna fish....agh it's so good. This description has been cut short early so that the writer could immediately go eat a bagel.